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 <div><span style="font-size: 1.25em;"><strong>The Rings of Saturn</strong></span>; W.G. Sebald<br /><br />Yet another of Sebald&#39;s nameless, over-educated and pharmacologically unstable editors wanders the dying English coast. He talks about his travels and everything else.<br /><br />How kind I feel towards <em>The Rings of Saturn</em> depends solely on my mood. Under the influence of warm milk and sleepy classical music, <em>The Rings of Saturn</em> reads like an encyclopedia -- no! A funhouse! A <em>demented</em> and <em>melancholy</em> funhouse! -- of anecdotes about slow decay and rot. After listening to 50 rap about pleasuring women with his magic stick, <em>The Rings of Saturn</em> seems more like the Family Guy for the bleary-eyed English major. <br /><br />The issue isn&#39;t the prose; Sebald&#39;s writing is as beautiful, as carefully restrained, and as meticulously crafted here as it was in <em>Austerlitz</em>. Every anecdote in <em>The Rings of Saturn</em> would be perfectly at home in any great, honored collection of literature. But that&#39;s partly the problem. <em>Austerlitz</em> had a basic framework -- as flimsy as it could be at times. It had a main plot, and there were digressions, but Sebald always weaved his meandering tales back into the heart of <em>Austerlitz&#39;s</em> narrative. Here, it just seems to be one string of anecdotes after the other. The stories are, at best, connected by a single sentence, if even that. So going chapter by chapter is about as rewarding as, well, reading a dictionary. Yes, all of the individual pieces are gorgeous, but it&#39;s difficult to see what they contribute as a whole. <br /><br />Finishing the book, all you feel is the vague sense of an author obsessed with decay, and with a very, very articulate pen.<br /><br /><em>There were eyewitnesses who claimed to have seen the commander of the English fleet, the Earl of Sandwich, who weighed almost twenty-four stone, gesticulating on the afterdeck as the flames encircled him. All we know for certain is that his bloated body was washed up on the beach near Harwich a few weaks later. The seams of his uniform had burst asunder, the buttonholes were torn open, yet the Order of the Garter still gleamed in undiminished splendor. [pg 77]</em><br /><em><br />The huntsmen are up in America, writes Thomas Browne in </em>The Garden of Cyrus<em>, and they are already past their first sleep in Persia. The shadow of night is drawn like a black veil across the earth, and since almost all creatures, from one meridian to the next, lie down after the sun has set, so, he continues, one might, in following the setting sun, see on our globe nothing but prone bodies, row upon row, as if levelled by the scythe of Saturn -- an endless graveyard for a humanity struck by falling sickness. [pg 78- 79]</em><br /><br /><em>Everything round about rots, decays and sinks into the ground. There are only two seasons: the white winter and the green winter. For nine months the ice cold air sweeps down from the Artic sea. The thermometer plunges to unbelievable depths and one is surrounded by a limitless darkness. During the green winter it rains week in week out. The mud creeps over the threshold, rigor mortis is temporarily lifted and a few signs of life, in the form of an all-pervasive marasmus, begin to manifest themselves. In the white winter everything is dead, during the green winter everything is dying</em>.<em> [pg. 105]</em><br /><br /><em>The mass suicide of the Taipingis is without historical parallel. When their enemies broke through the gates on the morning of the 19th of July, they found not a soul alive. But the city was filled with the humming of flies. The King of the Celestial Realm of Eternal Peace, according to a despatch sent to Peking, lay face-down in a gutter, his bloated body held together only by the silken robes of imperial yellow, adorned with the image of the dragon, which, with blasphemous presumption, he had always worn. [pg 141]</em><br /><br /><em>In August 1861, after months of irresolution, Emperor Hsien-feng lay in his Jehol exile approaching the end of his short and dissipated life. The waters had already risen from his abdomen to his heart, and the cells of his gradually dissolving flesh floated like fish in the sea in the salt fluid that leaked from his bloodstream into every available space in the body tissue. Through his flickering consciousness, Hsien-feng followed the invasion by foreign powers of the provinces of his empire by perfect proxy, as his own limbs died off and his organs flooded with toxins. [pg 146]</em><br /><br /><em>The window panes in the locked up rooms misted over with cobwebs, dry rot advanced, vermin bore spores of mould to every nook and cranny, and monstrous brownish-purple and black fungal growths appeared on the walls and ceilings, often the size of an ox-head. The floorboards began to give, the beams of the ceilings sagged, and the panelling and staircases, long since rotten within, crumbled to sulphurous yellow dust, at times overnight. [pg 217-218]</em><br /><br /><br /></div>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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<span style="font-size: 1.25em;"><strong>Austerlitz</strong></span>; WG Sebald</p><p>Sent away by his family to live in Wales to escape the ever-tightening grip of the Third Reich, young Jacques Austerlitz grows to excel in melancholy and architectural history. He becomes older, becomes richer, and plagued by a murky past, eventually trots around Europe in search of the phantoms of his father and mother. He meets our nameless narrator, and they proceed to talk about his journey. They also digress and are fabulously more articulate than we mere mortals can ever hope to be. </p><p>I read <em>Austerlitz </em>for a history class, and my reading experience had all the ups and downs of poring through a Required Book. On one hand, hurrah for exposure to a book I would have never, ever thought of reading! On the other hand, boo for having to rush through a dense, and extraordinarily subtle novel with tears streaming down my cheeks and an Essay, An Enormous Essay -- in Three Days! looming over my mind. </p><p>At first glance, <em>Austerlitz </em>is, well, not the most intimidating novel; it&#39;s relatively slim -- packing only a little more than 400 pages -- and also, it&#39;s got pictures! But, it&#39;s also deceptively unwelcoming. First off, the format? Prickly and difficult to digest, and even more difficult to get in to, <em>Austerlitz</em> is all dense text; no paragraphs, no chapters, no breaks. Just a sea of sentences, with an occasional murky diagram. The entire novel reads like a marathon for the first fifty pages or so. But cut through your initial revulsion and anger at Sebald, and let him <em>lay waste to your soul</em>. </p><p>Because <em>Austerlitz</em> is utterly devastating. It&#39;s difficult to pin down exactly which part of Sebald&#39;s writing picks your heart out of its teeth, but it&#39;s somewhere, between all of intricate, delicate prose, and the menagerie of photographs, diagrams, and xeroxed memos. Picking through <em>Austerlitz</em> is like picking through an old memoir; reading the novel feels vaguely voyeuristic and intrusive, but also, entirely engrossing. Sebald has made a living off of unsettled melancholy and mild-mannered depression; and here, he paints the perfect portrait of an unshakeable, unknowable sense of loss that has seeped into every secret crack. His care in choosing the <em>exact</em> word and the <em>exact</em> sentence shows; <em>Austerlitz</em> is many things, but above all it is <em>beautifully</em> written. </p><p>Now, I preferred the earlier section of the novel to the latter. The first half of the novel is all about stunted nostalgia, a sense of loss without knowing what has been lost. The second half is all about a search and a hunt that hasn&#39;t ditched nostalgia, hasn&#39;t lost the loss, but has acquired a sort of rabid, hyperventilating need to find. And the first half is much more meticulous; every detail of every year is listed with obsessive detail, while in the second half, time seems to sprawl across decades, and events seem to blur our years so that the narrative itself feels a little flimsy. Maybe it&#39;s not so much a weakness, as a change of pace that I couldn&#39;t really appreciate.</p><p>Sebald doesn&#39;t end with a bang, and doesn&#39;t really even reach a definitive conclusion; he leaves us with a sense of utter ambiguity and glum, unsatisfied yearning. Because there are really only so many synonyms you can use for &#39;melancholy.&#39;<br /> </p>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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 <div><span style="font-size: 1.25em;"><strong>I, Claudius</strong></span>; Robert Graves<br /><br />In which a crippled, stuttering Claudius of Rome watches his family systematically eviscerate themselves and Rome in the power struggle to end all power struggles. Much like an incestuous, murderous episode of Clueless! In Europe!<br /><br />Now, I expected to like this book, and I did, which doesn&#39;t leave much room for agonized introspection, but does allow me to preen about my good taste. So! Now, to be completely honest, I have some... mixed feelings about I, CLAUDIUS. It didn&#39;t blow me away and leave me in a catatonic, emotionally drained state, but then again, I wasn&#39;t expecting it to. It&#39;s essentially a novel about scheming, and intrigue, and of course, Wretched Roman Excess! And that&#39;s essentially it; it doesn&#39;t claim to be anything larger, nor does it really attempt to do so. <br /><br />I figure my main mistake was reading this right after <em>We Wish to Inform You Tomorrow We Will</em> <em>be Killed With Our Families </em>which pretty much peeled apart my heart and spat out the seeds. I, Claudius seems to be a very solid, very well written book in its own right, and I figure any lack of undulating love is pretty much the left-over emotional and mental drain from <em>We Wish to Inform You</em> acting up.<br /><br />That&#39;s not to say that I didn&#39;t enjoy <em>I, Claudius; </em>I liked it. I liked it a <em>lot</em>. Because, I&#39;m a sucker for
court intrigue and drama and political one-ups-manship, which explains why I liked
Gore Vidal&#39;s <em>Burr </em>so much. And <em>I, Claudius</em> is pretty much a carbon copy of <em>Burr, </em>set in
Ancient Rome. With an accompanying chorus of beautifully amoral female harpies wreaking havoc on family and Empire. I am convinced that when crotchety, heartless, realpolitik wizards go to die, they go to <em>Livia&#39;s cavernous torso</em>, in place of her heart.<br /><br />Graves&#39;s tone does wander a bit, and at times, it
becomes cloying since Claudius spends a tad too much space rambling to himself <em>about</em> himself, but hey! Optimistically, it&#39;s not filler, it&#39;s <em>development</em>! And overall, Claudius is a pretty sympathetic narrator.
He&#39;s bright and kind, but he&#39;s hyper-aware of all his shortcomings and it&#39;s
actually a little heartbreaking to see how eternally... <em>unlucky</em> he is. He&#39;s hated by his family, loathed by his peers, and systematically isolated from every friend that he has. Every person he reveres, and every person who supports him ends up getting&#160; poisoned
or mauled or something awful. And Claudius is always helpless, because until the very end, he&#39;s always on the bottom rung and
always outclassed.
<br /><br />He&#39;s helpless and eerily accepting. Claudius seems to internalize every minor criticism, without being in the least-bit aware that he should at least hope for pity at some point. He&#39;s almost cruel to himself; he bares all of his faults, and explains almost no shortcomings. He seems to have accepted his position as family freak, and approaches almost every event from that position. And, surprisingly, it makes for a great narrative voice!<br /><br />So, in short, read this if you&#39;ve got a hard-on for political
backstabbing; not so much if you want to read about grinding Roman
orgies because, well, Graves <em>does </em>mention them, but he always shies
away from the gory details. Which <em>breaks my heart</em>, because I was hoping for just a dumb, raunch book about the MOST DEPRAVED ERA IN HUMAN HISTORY. SCREW YOU, YOU LITTLE PRUDE, ENOUGH WITH
YOUR GOSSIPY, OLD-MAID RUMORS! I WANTED A REAL BODICE RIPPER!<br /><br />But yes, Graves writes sex like a fifty year old lady with a sweater set. So come for the promise of debauched sex with all sorts of animals! Stay for the heartbreaking narration and brutal, uncompromosing Roman realpolitik!<br /></div>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>DRESS YOUR FAMILY IN CORDUROY AND DENIM; Sedaris</title>   
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 <div><span style="font-size: 1.25em;"><strong>Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim</strong></span>; David Sedaris<br /><br />In which David Sedaris waxes lyrical about his family, friends, and existential
angst, all while keeping a snappy postmodern tone. Also known as: David
Sedaris writes the college essays of your wet dreams. <br /><br />THE GOOD: Don&#39;t let the hipster hype fool you. Sedaris actually has a pretty keen sense of humor,
and even better he&#39;s got a <em>great</em> arsenal of stories. While some of
the beginning shorts are pretty common, Sedaris is lucky because he has
one of the most dysfunctional families in the U.S. And he mines them
for gold! And he&#39;s surprisingly good at it! So yes! He&#39;s got, on the whole, a wonderful narrative voice - when it&#39;s not strained, something that I&#39;ll get to
later - and a beautiful train-wreck pedigree, which meant that I liked
this book a lot more than I thought I would. That&#39;s not saying much,
but hey! I didn&#39;t want to burn it! And it was still better than the Da
Vinci Code!
<br /><br />THE BAD: Remember when I said Sedaris had a good voice <em>when
it wasn&#39;t strained</em>? Well, it is strained. The tragedy is that except for a
few exceptions, Sedaris doesn&#39;t think you&#39;ll really <em>get</em>, <em>dig</em>, <em>understand</em> his wild
tales unless he wrings out every bit of heartwrenching emotion from
them. Which makes what should be a great set of anecdotes read like...
well... Chicken Soup for the Hipster Soul. Take for example, Exhibit A:
Sedaris describes stuffing his gawp with disgusting Halloween Candy to avoid sharing said
candy with creepy, possibly Mormon, neighbors. Now that in and of itself is good. It&#39;s solid. And it&#39;s funny! Gold stars for everyone!<br /><br />Too bad
Sedaris goes on to ruin the entire thing when he builds tiny, touching anecdote into a cosmic screed about the heart of darkness... and Hershey&#39;s. OH I WAS SELFISH,
LIKE ALL HUMANS WERE SELFISH, AND THE CANDY WAS DELICIOUS YET IT BURNED
BLOO BLOO BLOO. BACK ME UP ON THE VIOLIN, HOLMES.<br /><br />So yes, Sedaris has a tendency to... overplay his stories. I
wish that he&#39;d have the confidence in his readers to let us read into
his writing <em>on our own</em>. His over-narration is invasive and annoying, to use polite words. And too often, he takes a beautiful anecdote and cheapens it with his hipster trash emotional shit. It&#39;s like watching a beautiful butterfly of an essay turn into.... a college app. <br /><br />SO HEY, SISTER. Stop the poignancy. Just give us the sweet stories and the sweet narrative voice. <br /></div>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <p><a href="http://www.newyorker.com/critics/cinema/articles/050523crci_cinema">Anthony Lane</a> is a monster among men. </p><p>One day, when I become old, crusty, and articulate, I hope to become half the critic as a flake of Anthony Lane&#39;s dandruff. </p><p>I have found love, and HE WORKS FOR THE NEW YORKER. And he just bukkake&#39;d all over George Lucus&#39;s face. </p><p>THE EPILOGUE: George Lucus no longer has a face. It was melted off by a potent combination of acid and man that was Lane&#39;s male-juice. </p><p>A+<br /> </p>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <p><span style="font-size: 1.25em;"><strong>IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?</strong></span><br />So, here&#39;s how it works:<br />1. Open your library<br />2. Put it on shuffle<br />3. Press play<br />4. For every question, type the song that&#39;s playing<br />5. When you go to a new question, press the next button<br />6. Don&#39;t lie and try to pretend you&#39;re cool.<br /><strong><br /></strong>    

    




    




    

    




    




    

    




    




    

    




    




    

    




    




    

    




    




    

    




    




    

    




    




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<strong>First Day At School</strong><br /><em>It&#39;s Good to Be King; Tom Petty</em><br />Wh-a. WORST FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL EVER. And why is this even in my library. Nooo.<br /><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />    

    




    




    

    




    




    

    




    




    

    




    




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<strong>Fight Song</strong><br /><em>Danse Sur La Merde; Prototypes</em><br />IN WHICH I CRACK OPEN MY ENEMY&#39;S SKULL WITH MY ENORMOUS COCK. <br />PROS: PLENTY OF SCREECHING ELECTRIC GUITAR; ELECTRIC GUITAR = HARDCORE, BAD MUDDA WHO WON&#39;T TAKE NO CRAP OFFA NOBODY. <br />CONS: Has handclaps. More... upbeat and perky than... you know. Having entrails hanging out of your mouth. Dance fight? OVER MY DEAD BODY. <br /><strong><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></strong>    

    




    




    

    




    




    

    




    




    

    




    




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<strong>Breaking Up</strong><br /><em>Kommienezuepadt; Tom Waits<br /></em>In which my fragile, woman mind snaps under the stress of CARRYIN&#39; ON WITHOUT MY MAN. This is... a pretty deranged bust up, iTunes. <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />    

    




    




    

    




    




    

    




    




    

    




    




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<strong>Prom<br /></strong><em>Spanish Pipedream; John Prine</em><br />D: OH GOD. WHAT? PROPHETIC AND TERRIBLE. WORST PROM EVER. EXCEPT FOR THAT TIME WHERE SOME RAGGEDY BITCH WENT CRAZY AND KILLED EVERYONE WITH ELECTRICITY &amp; FREAKISH TELEKINETIC POWR.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />    

    




    




    

    




    




    

    




    




    

    




    




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<strong>Flashback</strong><br /><em>The Letter; OutKast</em><br />AH, HOW APPROPRIATE. LOOKING BACK AT A LIFETIME OF LOVE. SEX. WIMMIN. I think.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />    

    




    




    

    




    




    

    




    




    

    




    




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<strong>End Credits</strong><br /><em>U-Mass; The Pixies<br /></em>I&#39;ve lived a college-rock life and y&#39;all can kiss my ass! Actually, not a shoddy song. ROLL CREDITS; EAT LOTS AND TURNING INTO A BLUBBERING, BALD FATSO. A+ movie. <br /> <div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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Like there&#39;s an ass in your trou&#39;s. </p><p>Deep funk beat and a Barry White voice that makes you feel a little bit violated. And a lot happy.</p><p>The ultimate pimp song about high fashion and loose ladies. If you can listen to this song and not bust a move, I want to meet you. And rip out your robot heart and give you a brand new human one.
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