2 posts tagged “great epiphany”
Lessons Learned From Finals Period #1
When the sun is coming up and you've been up for 24 hours, Baba O'Riley takes on a lot of surprisingly emotional qualities*. Needless to say, you will be humiliated by this "revelation" after you get a full eight hours of sleep.
* HINT: They involve lots of soft swaying and enthusiastic air drums.
Dear Diary,
Today I found out that I am a human robot with two settings.
GREATER THAN OR EQUAL TO 4 HRS OF SLEEP: Today is Polite Tuesday! There is nothing better than a pair of new rain boots and a smart new umbrella! LET'S SAVE THE WORLD GUYS! :D
LESS THAN 4 HRS OF SLEEP: DESPITE HER BIG BLACK COCK, YOUR MOM STILL TAKES IT LIKE A BITCH. SUCK IT FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOUFUCKFUCKFUCKfuck
Alright then.
