4 posts tagged “i robot”

The One Infallible Rule By Which I Judge All Music
Does it make me want to pole dance in an H&M?
(a) If yes, proceed.
(b) If no, dump that weak track and get with a real man.

Artists Who Always Meet the Infallible Rule
Prince, The Artist Formerly Known as Prince

Things that Ward Off our Inevitable Decline:

• 460 Odd Megabytes of Eurotrash, Gay Bar Music.
• The sudden beefing-up of my ITunes Playlist: GAY PARTY ALL THE TIME
• P. G. Wodehouse restoring the faith in the English language that Dune hath taken away

A Token of My Gratitude

Dear Diary,
Today I found out that I am a human robot with two settings.

GREATER THAN OR EQUAL TO 4 HRS OF SLEEP: Today is Polite Tuesday! There is nothing better than a pair of new rain boots and a smart new umbrella! LET'S SAVE THE WORLD GUYS! :D
LESS THAN 4 HRS OF SLEEP: DESPITE HER BIG BLACK COCK, YOUR MOM STILL TAKES IT LIKE A BITCH. SUCK IT FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOUFUCKFUCKFUCKfuck

Alright then.