EL TOJO

Makes even The Watchtower Sexy

nobody@vox.com(nohablo) — Sun, 11 May 2008 20:31:55 -0700

The One Infallible Rule By Which I Judge All Music
Does it make me want to pole dance in an H&M?
(a) If yes, proceed.
(b) If no, dump that weak track and get with a real man.

Artists Who Always Meet the Infallible Rule
Prince, The Artist Formerly Known as Prince

08 Chelsea Rodgers

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Everything You Need To Know About Finals

nobody@vox.com(nohablo) — Thu, 08 May 2008 05:15:43 -0700

But No.
Originally uploaded by rightlySo

4:59 AM me: oh god i'm fucked

I actually wrote "truthiness" in my essay

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SYNONYMS FOR STIRRING

nobody@vox.com(nohablo) — Mon, 05 May 2008 03:52:41 -0700

Bamboo

Lessons Learned From Finals Period #1
When the sun is coming up and you've been up for 24 hours, Baba O'Riley takes on a lot of surprisingly emotional qualities*. Needless to say, you will be humiliated by this "revelation" after you get a full eight hours of sleep.

* HINT: They involve lots of soft swaying and enthusiastic air drums.

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I mean, it's practically in the Constitution

nobody@vox.com(nohablo) — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 17:40:37 -0700

I figure that after you go to a concert, you're pretty much obligated to post something commemorating a joyous night of fuzzy sound, mashed bodies, and the most enthusiastic white boys in the world.

The Man

RJD2 makes it work

The Music

The Hook: RJD2 - Smoke & Mirrors
Heard on a TV show about cops (Michael Mann's Robbery Homicide Division which was beautiful, gruff, and on during seriously the worst time slot known on earth. Also, not surprisingly, mercilessly canceled and replaced with Numbers of all things. NUMBERS. CBS, YOU AND I NEED TO TALK.). Then spent about five years running through the five words I could make out on the song through Google. Spent another five years trying to download the surprisingly elusive song (said many times: THIS IS THE FUCKING INTERNET. IF I CAN FIND FUCKING VIDEOS OF A TWELVE YEAR OLD BOY FUCKING THE QUEEN MOTHER IN THE ASS WHY CAN'T I FIND THIS ONE FUCKING SONG. WHYYYY.). Now, finally here for your pleasure.

The Sinker: RJD2 - Ghostwriter
My secret weakness: horns.

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July in a Nutshell

nobody@vox.com(nohablo) — Sat, 28 Jul 2007 10:07:50 -0700

Things that Ward Off our Inevitable Decline:

460 Odd Megabytes of Eurotrash, Gay Bar Music.
The sudden beefing-up of my ITunes Playlist: GAY PARTY ALL THE TIME
P. G. Wodehouse restoring the faith in the English language that Dune hath taken away

A Token of My Gratitude

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1011110

nobody@vox.com(nohablo) — Fri, 27 Apr 2007 18:30:04 -0700

Dear Diary,
Today I found out that I am a human robot with two settings.

GREATER THAN OR EQUAL TO 4 HRS OF SLEEP: Today is Polite Tuesday! There is nothing better than a pair of new rain boots and a smart new umbrella! LET'S SAVE THE WORLD GUYS! :D
LESS THAN 4 HRS OF SLEEP: DESPITE HER BIG BLACK COCK, YOUR MOM STILL TAKES IT LIKE A BITCH. SUCK IT FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOUFUCKFUCKFUCKfuck

Alright then.

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