5 posts tagged “shit”
Sturm and drang from Cam'ron. In which two long-parted lovers, played by Journey and motherfucking Gangsta Rap, are reunited in heartbreaking and glorious song. And people say culture is dead.
I figure that after you go to a concert, you're pretty much obligated to post something commemorating a joyous night of fuzzy sound, mashed bodies, and the most enthusiastic white boys in the world.
The Man
Heard on a TV show about cops (Michael Mann's Robbery Homicide Division which was beautiful, gruff, and on during seriously the worst time slot known on earth. Also, not surprisingly, mercilessly canceled and replaced with Numbers of all things. NUMBERS. CBS, YOU AND I NEED TO TALK.). Then spent about five years running through the five words I could make out on the song through Google. Spent another five years trying to download the surprisingly elusive song (said many times: THIS IS THE FUCKING INTERNET. IF I CAN FIND FUCKING VIDEOS OF A TWELVE YEAR OLD BOY FUCKING THE QUEEN MOTHER IN THE ASS WHY CAN'T I FIND THIS ONE FUCKING SONG. WHYYYY.). Now, finally here for your pleasure.
The Sinker: RJD2 - Ghostwriter
My secret weakness: horns.
Hear Ye
Dear Diary,
Today I found out that I am a human robot with two settings.
GREATER THAN OR EQUAL TO 4 HRS OF SLEEP: Today is Polite Tuesday! There is nothing better than a pair of new rain boots and a smart new umbrella! LET'S SAVE THE WORLD GUYS! :D
LESS THAN 4 HRS OF SLEEP: DESPITE HER BIG BLACK COCK, YOUR MOM STILL TAKES IT LIKE A BITCH. SUCK IT FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOUFUCKFUCKFUCKfuck
Alright then.
